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TEATS OUT!

THE AGREEMENT.

TERMS OF SERVICE.

These terms cover using this site and buying from it.

Using the site

Use the site lawfully and do not attempt to disrupt it or scrape it. Access may be suspended where that is not respected.

Orders

An order is an offer to buy. It is accepted when we confirm dispatch. If an item is unavailable or priced in error, we may cancel and refund in full.

Prices and payment

Prices, taxes and shipping are shown at checkout before you pay. Payment is taken through our payment provider.

Returns

Your statutory rights are unaffected. Our process is on the returns page.

Brand and content

The TEATS OUT! name, wordmark, exclamation mark device, artwork and photography are owned by us and may not be reproduced without written permission.

Approved content required

The binding version of these terms — trading entity, registered address, governing law, liability limits and dispute process — must be supplied and reviewed by you before launch. This page is a plain-language summary, not legal advice.