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Fresh from the pasture.

TEATS OUT!

BRAND FIRST. JOKE SECOND.

ABOUT TEATS OUT!

Rural gear with an attitude. Built for people who actually go outside, and who do not need the joke explained to them.

The mark

One wordmark. One exclamation mark. Both are used exactly as drawn — never stretched, re-coloured, outlined or rebuilt in another typeface. If it looks off, it is not ours.

The bell

The gold cowbell shows up on the collar, on the hardware and on the details. Different markings, same bell. It is the thread that ties every piece together.

The colours

Barn Black, Cream and Udder Pink run the whole thing, with saddle leather and cowbell gold for hardware and pasture, sky and sun for the outdoors. Nothing else.

The herd

Real cows, real markings, one gold bell each. They are the brand's recurring cast — not decoration and not clipart.

The kids line

A separate, visually distinct line for ages ten and under. Same colour families, same attitude, softer world. It never borrows the adult artwork and the adult site never borrows the children's mark.

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