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Fresh from the pasture.

TEATS OUT!
Holstein cows in a sunlit pasture beside a red barn, with the glossy TEATS OUT! wordmark in the foreground.

Unapologetically country.

TEATS OUT.
HEADS UP.

Rural gear with an attitude.

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FRESH FROM THE PASTURE.

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Pink leather handbag with four udder-shaped extensions, gold hardware, a gold cowbell charm and a black exclamation mark device.

UDDER PINK BAG

COMING SOON

Bags

Gold-frame aviator sunglasses with dark green lenses, brown leather-wrapped temples, an exclamation mark temple detail and a hanging gold bell.

BELL AVIATORS

COMING SOON

Eyewear

Pink cat-eye sunglasses with brown gradient lenses, gold accents, an exclamation mark temple detail and a hanging gold bell.

PINK BELL CAT-EYE

COMING SOON

Eyewear

Black wayfarer sunglasses with dark lenses, cow-print inner temples and a pink exclamation mark detail on the frame front.

COW PRINT WAYFARER

COMING SOON

Eyewear

Model in a cow-print TEATS OUT! puffer jacket and pink Udder Pink beanie standing in a snowy farmyard beside a red barn.

Cold ground. Warm layers.

WINTER
ON THE FARM.

Chores don’t stop when the temperature does.

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TEATS OUT!

NOT A COSTUME. A LIFESTYLE.

Built for people who actually work the land — and wear it loud.

THE DETAILS MATTER.

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Udder Pink leather bag with gold hardware, a hanging gold bell and a black exclamation-mark detail.
Bags
Pink cat-eye sunglasses with gradient lenses, gold accents and a hanging gold bell charm.
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Pink leather handbag with four udder-shaped extensions, gold hardware, a gold cowbell charm and a black exclamation mark device.

UDDER PINK BAG

COMING SOON

Bags

Gold-frame aviator sunglasses with dark green lenses, brown leather-wrapped temples, an exclamation mark temple detail and a hanging gold bell.

BELL AVIATORS

COMING SOON

Eyewear

Pink cat-eye sunglasses with brown gradient lenses, gold accents, an exclamation mark temple detail and a hanging gold bell.

PINK BELL CAT-EYE

COMING SOON

Eyewear

Black wayfarer sunglasses with dark lenses, cow-print inner temples and a pink exclamation mark detail on the frame front.

COW PRINT WAYFARER

COMING SOON

Eyewear

Black sport shield sunglasses with a pink-to-gold mirrored wraparound lens, cow-print temples and a pink exclamation mark temple detail.

SPORT SHIELD

COMING SOON

Eyewear

The signature piece.

PINK.
LOUD.
EARNED.

Embroidered front and back. Made to be noticed from across the field.

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Collage of the pink TEATS OUT! polo: model wearing it with pink cat-eye sunglasses and gold bell charm, plus close-ups of the black exclamation chest detail, embroidered Holstein cow sleeve detail, and TEATS OUT! back embroidery.
Holstein cow wearing a cognac leather collar with a gold cowbell.

The original influencers.

MEET THE HERD.

Real cows. Real markings. Same gold bell.

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IF YOU HEAR THE BELL, YOU’RE ALREADY LATE.

No two cows. Same bell.

JOIN THE HERD.

Drops, restocks and farm nonsense. No spam.